Wednesday, March 14, 2007
As Sexy as Clive Owen
This gergeous chair caught my attention almost as if I’d spotted Clive Owen. Nice! You can see it at the Neiman Marcus website in the furniture section. This beautiful carved hardwood frame pulls you in. Get ready to pay about $1900 for this hairhide seat.
Tuesday, March 13, 2007
Grrrr
Super ill!
I got the flu + fever + hacking cough + sore throat combo all rolled into one!
Poor Mike is so unlucky, he came here, and I was sick and grumpy for 4 days straight! I am surprised he didn't just go buy a ticket to get out of here.
Anyway, just about now is our 1 year anniversary!! :D
I was at a bar with him, and we heard Wonderful Tonight and I told him that if he wants to propose to me he has to sing that song. Muahaha!
Just now he sang like a bit and I kept telling him that that is a proposal and he can't just escape out of it and will have to marry me, and he is horrified. HAHAHA!
You know those fucking dumbasses who write stuff like,
"Why are you so shameless to say you guys have been together for 1 year? It is a long-distance relationship, so I bet it doesn't count coz you guys don't actually SEE each other!"
WELL FUCK OFF.
Firstly, I can call it 1 year, or a century, or even a peanut, and it is none of your business.
Secondly, YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHAT WE HAVE BEEN GOING THROUGH, SO SHUT YOUR TRAP - YOU HAVE NO RIGHTS TO TALK!
So are you telling me now that all couples from now on should only count days they are physically WITH each other as a "together" day?
*roll eyes*
IDIOTS.
If I wanted to count days like that I would call it "Physically Together Anniversary", and not just anniversary, which simply (to most people ANYWAY, except the anal sort) means 1 year of being in a committed relationship!
Within a year, Mike and I met up 6 times, but each time we would spend a long time together EVERYDAY, so that's like 3 months of being physically together? 3/12 = meeting once every 4 days on average, yeah?
That's just like any other normal couple, you stupid dumbasses with nothing better to say!
So annoyed with people like this. Bet they are all sadly, sadly, left on the shelf and that's why they are so bitter!
ANYWAY, enough on this topic.
I am recently very lazy to put on make up, and when I don't put on make up I don't take photos!!!
Except this one I took in zouk with Project Superstar winner Daren all while in DRUNKEN STUPOR:
I am so red I made the camera think he is yellow
Kelvin and the rest FORCED me to drink a shot, knowing full well I totally CANNOT drink!!!
I got completely drunk, and Daren sashayed into members. I grabbed Qihua and I said I must must take a photo of Daren to put on my blog!
Isaac the siao heard me, and he actually went to Daren to tell Daren this!
Daren agreed to the photo-taking.
I was all slurry (but unfortunately not drunk enough to not have this crystal-clear memory of my embarrassment) and I then walked up to Daren and this is how the conversation went:
***
Me: Hello!! I am so drunk.
Daren: Eh, ok.
Me: COME! Photo photo!!
Daren: *Smiles* (After photo) Hey, you know Benjamin right?
Me: Benjamin WHO?! (shouted the "who" into poor Daren's face)
Daren: Ben Loy.
Me: OMG Yeah!
Me, after thinking back: EH! So you still with that girl?!
Daren: Eh, no...
Me, slurry: Oh! Good... good... that's good.
Daren found no suitable reply for this so he kept quiet.
Me: She's not very pretty you know.
***
I can't remember what Daren replied or if he did at all, but after this I continued my drunken embarrassment:
***
Me, demanding tone: So you got girlfriend now?!
Daren: No no, single now.
Me: Good... good... that's good...
*Major awkward silence*
Me: OK! I go back to join my friends!
***
And so I did.
After being high for 1 hour, I was dancing on the dance floor, and SUDDENLY all the moving, sweaty bodies around me smelled strongly like raw, slaughtered pork. Dead, bloody human-like flesh!
It smells like murder - grosteque bloody disgusting meat murder.
The smell suddenly overpowered me so badly that I felt really nauseous and I went to puke and then took a cab home! Time: 1.30am.
I am such a loser!!!
I got the flu + fever + hacking cough + sore throat combo all rolled into one!
Poor Mike is so unlucky, he came here, and I was sick and grumpy for 4 days straight! I am surprised he didn't just go buy a ticket to get out of here.
Anyway, just about now is our 1 year anniversary!! :D
I was at a bar with him, and we heard Wonderful Tonight and I told him that if he wants to propose to me he has to sing that song. Muahaha!
Just now he sang like a bit and I kept telling him that that is a proposal and he can't just escape out of it and will have to marry me, and he is horrified. HAHAHA!
You know those fucking dumbasses who write stuff like,
"Why are you so shameless to say you guys have been together for 1 year? It is a long-distance relationship, so I bet it doesn't count coz you guys don't actually SEE each other!"
WELL FUCK OFF.
Firstly, I can call it 1 year, or a century, or even a peanut, and it is none of your business.
Secondly, YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHAT WE HAVE BEEN GOING THROUGH, SO SHUT YOUR TRAP - YOU HAVE NO RIGHTS TO TALK!
So are you telling me now that all couples from now on should only count days they are physically WITH each other as a "together" day?
*roll eyes*
IDIOTS.
If I wanted to count days like that I would call it "Physically Together Anniversary", and not just anniversary, which simply (to most people ANYWAY, except the anal sort) means 1 year of being in a committed relationship!
Within a year, Mike and I met up 6 times, but each time we would spend a long time together EVERYDAY, so that's like 3 months of being physically together? 3/12 = meeting once every 4 days on average, yeah?
That's just like any other normal couple, you stupid dumbasses with nothing better to say!
So annoyed with people like this. Bet they are all sadly, sadly, left on the shelf and that's why they are so bitter!
ANYWAY, enough on this topic.
I am recently very lazy to put on make up, and when I don't put on make up I don't take photos!!!
Except this one I took in zouk with Project Superstar winner Daren all while in DRUNKEN STUPOR:
I am so red I made the camera think he is yellow
Kelvin and the rest FORCED me to drink a shot, knowing full well I totally CANNOT drink!!!
I got completely drunk, and Daren sashayed into members. I grabbed Qihua and I said I must must take a photo of Daren to put on my blog!
Isaac the siao heard me, and he actually went to Daren to tell Daren this!
Daren agreed to the photo-taking.
I was all slurry (but unfortunately not drunk enough to not have this crystal-clear memory of my embarrassment) and I then walked up to Daren and this is how the conversation went:
***
Me: Hello!! I am so drunk.
Daren: Eh, ok.
Me: COME! Photo photo!!
Daren: *Smiles* (After photo) Hey, you know Benjamin right?
Me: Benjamin WHO?! (shouted the "who" into poor Daren's face)
Daren: Ben Loy.
Me: OMG Yeah!
(It was then at this moment that I realise that I have a great great talent scouting potential!! Look at this old entry, press ctrl F and type "sorbet".
It is an entry I wrote donkey years ago about how I thought Daren was talented and cute! See! I could predict future SuperStars! I even have a pic of him!
I can't believe I said Daren looks like a Si Wen Bai Lei (pretending to be decent) though. I am quite thankful he didn't slap me)
Me, after thinking back: EH! So you still with that girl?!
Daren: Eh, no...
Me, slurry: Oh! Good... good... that's good.
Daren found no suitable reply for this so he kept quiet.
Me: She's not very pretty you know.
***
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*Palm forehead*
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*Palm forehead*
I can't remember what Daren replied or if he did at all, but after this I continued my drunken embarrassment:
***
Me, demanding tone: So you got girlfriend now?!
Daren: No no, single now.
Me: Good... good... that's good...
*Major awkward silence*
Me: OK! I go back to join my friends!
***
And so I did.
After being high for 1 hour, I was dancing on the dance floor, and SUDDENLY all the moving, sweaty bodies around me smelled strongly like raw, slaughtered pork. Dead, bloody human-like flesh!
It smells like murder - grosteque bloody disgusting meat murder.
The smell suddenly overpowered me so badly that I felt really nauseous and I went to puke and then took a cab home! Time: 1.30am.
I am such a loser!!!
Monday, March 12, 2007
Pretty in Pink
This Pretty room was done by Jeffers Design Group. Its so Beautiful and so much my style. Luxurious is the one word I think of when I look at this picture. You can see more of the syles they create at: www.jeffersdesigngroup.com
Friday, March 9, 2007
Alex Papachristidis - True Inspiration
I LOVE this man! He inspires me and makes me want to have lots of money to buy LOTS of furniture. And of course, decorate from floor to ceiling! Well, if I had LOTS of money, I would hire him instead. He is a true decorator. This particular design is from a Park Avenue Apartment he did. I’m missing NYC….anyhow, see more of his BEAUTIFUL work: www.alexpapachristidis.com
Wednesday, March 7, 2007
Ikea and Old people
I've been obsessed about getting my room to look nice since CNY!!!!!!
I've spent like $550 at Ikea so far, which, I personally feel, is a godsend.
How often can you walk into an inexpensive shop and yet never even once catch yourself saying, "Wow, that is motherfucking ugly."?
In Courts, for example, Mike and I saw something the other day which looks like someone decided to string together lots and lots of brown turds and make it into a carpet!!!! MUAHAHA!! Given, the turds are all the same size and colour, but still!! We saw later they even have a version of the turd carpet in dull orange!
Ha!
But not Ikea! Ikea's stuff are ALL nice! How can it be that a bunch of designers can all be so talented? Whether they are sturdy or not is another matter, but so far, they are serving me fine. I heart Ikea! I want to be their ambassador!!!
I saw a swing at the children's section! Once Mike moves here I'm gonna ask him to install the swing at his new place so I can swing and watch tv. MUAHAHA!
We might also use the swing for other purposes. HA!
Speaking of Mike, he is coming here again soon, on the 9th.
HE BOUGHT A ONE-WAY TICKET!
Is that just exciting or what?! New phase of my life!!
Now, to everyone who told me that LDRs will never work out: Fuck you all!! I'd show you my middle finger, but Teban Gardens is far away from most places.
Just thought of some dying traditions. Is there anyone in my generation who eats fish eyeballs anymore?
I think eating fish eyeballs will officially die out within the next 10 years!
That day, Shuyin, her boyfriend ZC and I were eating claypot porridge in Chinatown.
I was queuing up and next in line, when this cb chao ah pek cut my queue!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HE CUT MY QUEUE! BLATANTLY!
I never ever let people off when they do things like that to me, and I was about to scold him but I was scared that he boxed my fragile nose since he is already so old (maybe 60) and jail to him is nothing.
STUPID NOSE!!
I don't give a shit about waiting for another 2 minutes, but this old man is obviously NOT SENILE, TOTALLY HEALTHY, and he KNOWS HE CUT MY QUEUE!
Why can't he ask nicely if he can go first? I'd let him take my place anytime!
And you know what? He actually DOES know he is wrong, because he was facing me for a bit and I kept glaring really hard at him, but he totally avoided my line of vision, acting like he was oblivious to his surroundings.
I mumbled to more to myself than to him, "You cut my queue" in Mandarin, and he heard me but he still looked past my right ear! Grrrrrrrrrr!
You know how when we were kids, our parents and textbooks will always tell us about how we must respect the elderly people?
Well, fuck that.
I grew up to realise that a lot of old people are fucking grumpy, rude, and worst of all, they totally bully young people and take our kindness for granted because they know they can get away with it!
Like this stupid lao ah pek for example!
Clinton also told me how, when he was younger ( say 9, 10), old people and especially aunties would shove him and cut his queue.
HATE RUDE AUNTIES SO MUCH!
How many of these crude, uneducated people actually deserve our respect?
The textbooks are wrong, not all of them are sickly, weak, and sweet old ladies who will smile at us when we give up our seats for them.
Some of them are perfectly capable of shoving younger people aside to get a seat for themselves!!!
Respect is not meant for such people!!
When I have a kid of my own I'd tell him or her to show respect to elders, but once these people show they are unworthy of respect, feel free to fight back for your rights! No need to give in to them just coz they are older!
Of course, we Chinese believe that the young should always respect their older relatives, but I really don't understand why this "respect" thing should go for also people totally not blood-related to us!! Does it mean that kids are to respect an old molester also?! PUI!
I am still irritated with the ah pek! So what if he is old? Old people don't need to queue up one meh? Young people don't need to eat?! Like that if an endless stream of old people keep cutting my queue, I don't need to order my food already lar??
Grrrr
p/s: I STILL RESPECT OLD PEOPLE HOR, UNTIL THEY SHOW THEY ARE UNWORTHY OF MY RESPECT. If only every old person is like my paternal grandparents! They are always so smiley and sweet. My maternal grandpa is quite grumpy, but he is 90 years old so I don't blame him.
I've spent like $550 at Ikea so far, which, I personally feel, is a godsend.
How often can you walk into an inexpensive shop and yet never even once catch yourself saying, "Wow, that is motherfucking ugly."?
In Courts, for example, Mike and I saw something the other day which looks like someone decided to string together lots and lots of brown turds and make it into a carpet!!!! MUAHAHA!! Given, the turds are all the same size and colour, but still!! We saw later they even have a version of the turd carpet in dull orange!
Ha!
But not Ikea! Ikea's stuff are ALL nice! How can it be that a bunch of designers can all be so talented? Whether they are sturdy or not is another matter, but so far, they are serving me fine. I heart Ikea! I want to be their ambassador!!!
I saw a swing at the children's section! Once Mike moves here I'm gonna ask him to install the swing at his new place so I can swing and watch tv. MUAHAHA!
We might also use the swing for other purposes. HA!
Speaking of Mike, he is coming here again soon, on the 9th.
HE BOUGHT A ONE-WAY TICKET!
Is that just exciting or what?! New phase of my life!!
Now, to everyone who told me that LDRs will never work out: Fuck you all!! I'd show you my middle finger, but Teban Gardens is far away from most places.
Just thought of some dying traditions. Is there anyone in my generation who eats fish eyeballs anymore?
I think eating fish eyeballs will officially die out within the next 10 years!
That day, Shuyin, her boyfriend ZC and I were eating claypot porridge in Chinatown.
I was queuing up and next in line, when this cb chao ah pek cut my queue!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HE CUT MY QUEUE! BLATANTLY!
I never ever let people off when they do things like that to me, and I was about to scold him but I was scared that he boxed my fragile nose since he is already so old (maybe 60) and jail to him is nothing.
STUPID NOSE!!
I don't give a shit about waiting for another 2 minutes, but this old man is obviously NOT SENILE, TOTALLY HEALTHY, and he KNOWS HE CUT MY QUEUE!
Why can't he ask nicely if he can go first? I'd let him take my place anytime!
And you know what? He actually DOES know he is wrong, because he was facing me for a bit and I kept glaring really hard at him, but he totally avoided my line of vision, acting like he was oblivious to his surroundings.
I mumbled to more to myself than to him, "You cut my queue" in Mandarin, and he heard me but he still looked past my right ear! Grrrrrrrrrr!
You know how when we were kids, our parents and textbooks will always tell us about how we must respect the elderly people?
Well, fuck that.
I grew up to realise that a lot of old people are fucking grumpy, rude, and worst of all, they totally bully young people and take our kindness for granted because they know they can get away with it!
Like this stupid lao ah pek for example!
Clinton also told me how, when he was younger ( say 9, 10), old people and especially aunties would shove him and cut his queue.
HATE RUDE AUNTIES SO MUCH!
How many of these crude, uneducated people actually deserve our respect?
The textbooks are wrong, not all of them are sickly, weak, and sweet old ladies who will smile at us when we give up our seats for them.
Some of them are perfectly capable of shoving younger people aside to get a seat for themselves!!!
Respect is not meant for such people!!
When I have a kid of my own I'd tell him or her to show respect to elders, but once these people show they are unworthy of respect, feel free to fight back for your rights! No need to give in to them just coz they are older!
Of course, we Chinese believe that the young should always respect their older relatives, but I really don't understand why this "respect" thing should go for also people totally not blood-related to us!! Does it mean that kids are to respect an old molester also?! PUI!
I am still irritated with the ah pek! So what if he is old? Old people don't need to queue up one meh? Young people don't need to eat?! Like that if an endless stream of old people keep cutting my queue, I don't need to order my food already lar??
Grrrr
p/s: I STILL RESPECT OLD PEOPLE HOR, UNTIL THEY SHOW THEY ARE UNWORTHY OF MY RESPECT. If only every old person is like my paternal grandparents! They are always so smiley and sweet. My maternal grandpa is quite grumpy, but he is 90 years old so I don't blame him.
Tuesday, March 6, 2007
Red Hot Doggie!
Here is one of my coffee table designs - its called “RED HOT”. You can see more shots of this beautiful piece on my website: www.MadeByGirl.com - My Boxer, Danny wanted to be in this shot, so I let him. I think he fit right in. All my designs are made from real Leather hides. This sexy piece, is very Rock n’ Roll and has a cool zebra-print runner along the center, surrounded by tiny studs. I am offering FREE SHIPPING on all my coffee tables, including custom work too for the entire month of MARCH !
Friday, March 2, 2007
Hilarious comments
I just received a very funny comment from one "mrsnadel", and here it goes:
From:coconutthesausage@gmail.com
03.03.07 - 12:48 pm
IP: 202.156.8.10
SOME PEOPLE ARE JUST SOOOOOOOO CRAZY!!
AND STUPID.
Isn't it funny? What I am doing to the lizards, she is wishing it upon me probably a lot worse, since I am a human being and will take longer to die than a lizard would, upon torture.
So, the question is, WHO IS SHE TO BE LECTURING ME?
If she can justify hurting me in the manner she mentioned, I may also have my reasons for hurting the lizards (mainly coz one died in my room and made me sick in the head), which she might or might not agree with.
For example, I also don't agree with her that just because I kill lizards, I deserve to have my guts uncoiled and used to strangle myself.
And therefore, am I justified to curse that she gets forcefed cow shit till she emits methane and subsequently kills all her family members around her in a long slow manner?
Some of you may say yes in a loud cheering voice, because dumb people like this should not be allowed to have children - and true enough, the answer is yes. I can justify whatever shit I want, it's my prerogative as long as I am not breaking the law!
But because I am like this myself, I DON'T GO LECTURE PEOPLE AND ACT LIKE ONE MORAL SAINT!
I hate in-between, mediocre people like this.
They are too stupid to see logic and realise their own retardation, but yet are smart enough to feature out how to use a computer, log on to my blog, and even figure out how to leave a bloody dumbassed comment.
Any dumber and they will just go about playing with lego blocks all day, contemplating whether it is edible or not, and suddenly laughing out loud at this funny thought, startling the rest of the family members.
mrsnadel, you might be pleased to know that at least one part of your curse came true.
A lizard did indeed shit on me once before when I was much younger, and the shit is not warm!
Wait. Are you one of them mutated lizards who became super smart? If you are a lizard I suppose it is very logical of you to fight for your kind like this.
From:coconutthesausage@gmail.com
03.03.07 - 12:48 pm
IP: 202.156.8.10
xiaxue, i used to think you were basically a nice person. i used to think all these people who create hate-blogs about you are suckers since youre entitled to live your life the way you want to. but ever since i read about your treatment of lizards, i think youre A FUCKING BITCH WHO DESERVES TO BURN IN HELL. I HOPE A LIZARD GAUGES OUT YOUR EYEBALLS, SHITS ON YOU, REACHES INTO YOUR THROAT, UNCOILS YOUR GUT AND STRANGLES YOU WITH IT.
SOME PEOPLE ARE JUST SOOOOOOOO CRAZY!!
AND STUPID.
Isn't it funny? What I am doing to the lizards, she is wishing it upon me probably a lot worse, since I am a human being and will take longer to die than a lizard would, upon torture.
So, the question is, WHO IS SHE TO BE LECTURING ME?
If she can justify hurting me in the manner she mentioned, I may also have my reasons for hurting the lizards (mainly coz one died in my room and made me sick in the head), which she might or might not agree with.
For example, I also don't agree with her that just because I kill lizards, I deserve to have my guts uncoiled and used to strangle myself.
And therefore, am I justified to curse that she gets forcefed cow shit till she emits methane and subsequently kills all her family members around her in a long slow manner?
Some of you may say yes in a loud cheering voice, because dumb people like this should not be allowed to have children - and true enough, the answer is yes. I can justify whatever shit I want, it's my prerogative as long as I am not breaking the law!
But because I am like this myself, I DON'T GO LECTURE PEOPLE AND ACT LIKE ONE MORAL SAINT!
I hate in-between, mediocre people like this.
They are too stupid to see logic and realise their own retardation, but yet are smart enough to feature out how to use a computer, log on to my blog, and even figure out how to leave a bloody dumbassed comment.
Any dumber and they will just go about playing with lego blocks all day, contemplating whether it is edible or not, and suddenly laughing out loud at this funny thought, startling the rest of the family members.
mrsnadel, you might be pleased to know that at least one part of your curse came true.
A lizard did indeed shit on me once before when I was much younger, and the shit is not warm!
Wait. Are you one of them mutated lizards who became super smart? If you are a lizard I suppose it is very logical of you to fight for your kind like this.
