Everywhere I go suddenly I'm getting bitten - and the situation is getting way out of hand even at home!
There's been one living in my room (I cannot stand the master bedroom having insects!!) for the past 3 days and it has been nipping at Mike's feet when he sleeps and biting me everywhere it pleases!
I swear I've got at least 20 itchy spots, and worst of all, this newest batch of mosquitoes give really small bites - seemingly just to piss us off! Each bite is barely the size of a moderate zit!
Today, just after I turned off the room light and started using the comp, I saw a humongous mozzie zipping pass my monitor in a happy flutter.
That bugger had the audacity to fly pass my FACE!
I slapped it but missed, so I went outside to fetch the electric bug zapper and maniacally swiped the entire room before giving it a rest, panting and swearing to get it just when it thinks it is safe.
Muttering under my voice, I complained to Mike (who is in bed and keeping his toes safely tucked under the covers... He confirm will kena on the face):
"WHY MUST IT COME INTO THE ROOM?! Grrrrrr."
Mike replied that that's where all the blood is.
"Outside also got blood what..." I was referring to Pumpkin, who was sleeping in the living room.
Later on, I went into the living room to get something, and I decided to check on Pumpkin to see if I need to clean her pee/poo.
(On a side note, she is now officially toilet-trained!!!!!!!!!!!! I am majorly proud of myself! I wait outside her cage like a loser till she pees then I give her treats and now she knows if she pees inside she will gets treats! I am so awesome!!)
Pumps walked out of her plouffy bed to wag her tail at me, and I noticed a little black speck on her pink cushion.
On closer inspection, a MOSQUITO.
That's right, a Mozzie was SLEEPING WITH MY PET.
Can you imagine how shiok this mozzie's life is? Tired, sleep on soft pink cushion. Hungry, just hop onto Pumpkin and suck.
"Sheeeeshhhhhhh..." I said to Pumpkin. I carried her out of her fenced area and grabbed the zapper from the room.
Said mozzie still sleeping in same spot, unaware of impending deadly zapper!
Slowly... Slowly... BAM! Squeak toy also gets hit and emits loud noise.
I missed. W#$^%#@*%)^)*%$#%$!!!!!!!!!!
AND THEN.
I NOTICED THAT THERE WAS ANOTHER MOZZIE SLEEPING JUST NEXT TO HER BED!
I zapped but this one flew away.
THAT'S RIGHT!
THAT'S TWO MOSQUITOES SLEEPING NEXT TO MY DOG!!!!!!!!
I frantically swatted everywhere again and didn't catch them.
Later on, this stupid mozzie flew back to the same spot! This time I got it good and fried her with delightful crackling noises and blue sparks!!
Also, at the same time I realised that the first mozzie's corpse is actually on the cushion. -_-
HURRAY I ACTUALLY KILLED BOTH MOZZIES!!
Behold, their tragically mutilated bodies:
So much blood...
Poor Pumpkin. All this time I kept thinking, "Why is that stupid dog scratching again? I just cleaned her ears, she can't be THAT itchy..."
Little did I know...
Well Mozzies? That's the blood of my baby (babies if you include Mike) you are sucking! Don't mess with me, I will confirm kill you in the most gruesome and undignified way possible**!
Will mosquito coil fumes affect dogs? Maybe I could get that. Stupid Condo's maintanence ought to look into this. I think one of my neighbours must have left still water somewhere. It's not me! I checked!
**Electrify, then squeezed with tissue and then flushed down toilet after first peeing into the toilet bowl.
UPDATE 5 MINS LATER: I just went outside to check and there was another mozzie next to Pumpkin! OMG! Is she a mozzie-attracting puppy or what!!! I already closed all windows, how many mozzies can one house hold?! I'm go check on PK in 10 mins again so I can kill all of them.
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