The Land of Smiles (I)

So yes, my Bangkok trip!

It was so super fun! To be fair I didn't buy much stuff (like only $300 worth or so I think), but I did go with all guys, so we did a lot more sightseeing and exploring Bangkok than anything else!

I saw so many amazing things that had my jaw dropping.

I totally dig Bangkok man. I wanna go back again!

This is part I, because there are so many photos you are bound to be drowning in them if I post them all at one go.

Changi Airport

That familar board makes me very excited every time...

Upon checking in, we were horrifed to realise that our flight was 845pm and not 645 like what the tour agency told us! Wah lau!

The boys in front, queuing...

Russell's (with gf in photo) dad is a pilot, and Kelvin and him kept complaining about the queuing, because they don't usually fly economy, yadda yadda... It really took super long - coz there were a bunch of dumb people in front who had some problems. Grr!

But we are going to Bangkok! And thus nothing can spoil my mood!

Tim's mp3 player is very loud.

Sitting on Russell's bigass luggage! He brought it there 1/3 filled only and said it was for us, in case we needed more space for our shopping.... Awww...

AND WE GO INTO THE PLANE! Excited!

Don't know what Kel is digging for...



I think my flower makes me look very holiday-ish! :D



Yuck, airplane food!

The flight there was very good, a smooth take-off and landing, I didn't even get nauseous like I usually do. Christian says that the best pilots are Scandinavian. I like blondes!! When the pilot spoke in Finnish I was squealing to Russell how sexy it sounds (a lot of rrrr sounds and sounds like Elfish) and Russell slapped me with a spare life jacket.

Speaking of blondes, there wasn't any cute stewards. The Finnish were old and wrinkly, and the younger ones were ugly Thais. Sigh.

AND WE REACH BANGKOK, THAILAND!

I'm gonna die from my roaming charges...



Smoking is bad, but check out their dustbins!
BIA stands for Bangkok International Airport. :)



The Thais are a lot more blatant about their elitism.

We take a short ride to Royal Parkview Hotel!

One of our rooms was a corner one, and it is super big! There were 3 "areas", the living room where the couch is, the bed area, and the toilet area, with the wardrobe and luggage table.

What a deal.

I must say services aren't that good though, they sometimes tend to forget to clean up the rooms.

If you think Singaporean ciggies look bad, check out the Thai ones. Ten times worse. They freak me out!

We quickly move to Chatuchak weekend market.


Cute!

It was so crowded, and it started to rain, so we stopped shopping after a while and started on food.

Thai coke cans and their cute custom of stuffing straws under the tab.



Kelvin and I ordered roast duck curry with rice noodles or something. Nice!


"Is that an animal whip?!"

One of those carts outside was a sex shop.

Kelvin: "One of those bottles might contain something called the Spanish Fly..."

Me: "What is that?"

Kelvin: "Makes the girl itchy, eh, down there lar, then she will supposedly rub herself and make herself aroused, and have sex with you."

Me: "How you know?"

Kelvin: "I heard lar!"

Me: "What terrible things you men invent!"

Kelvin: "Rubbish, how you know it is a man who invented it, might be a girl."

Haha!

Hmmm... I checked and realised that Spanish Fly is an urban legend.

Cock rings! So funny, once again I asked the boys what this is for, and they said that the hair is supposed to give the girl pleasure by being ticklish.

I don't think so! I expect it to just irritate; looks rather prickly to me!

LOL very ugly dildos.

After this we experienced one very important Bangkok culture trait: Traffic jams!!

I love Bangkok's taxis! They are very plentiful (never had to wait for more than 1 minute for one), they have no regard whatsoever for traffic rules (speeding blatantly pass red lights and so on), and they come in many brilliant colours!!

My favourite is the pink one of course!! There's also bright orange and baby purple.

This motorcyclist was stuck in the jam beside us, and he kept stroking his daughter's hair... So sweet!

I took out my camera and mimed a permission to take a photo. As per normal with Thai culture, he smiled and turned his bike towards me and nudged his daughter to smile.

She was shy however. Very pretty!

Oh btw, you don't see like only got two people sitting on the bike ok! The mom is sitting at the back!

And good gracious me! THE MAX I SAW ON THE BIKE IS FIVE PEOPLE!! 3 kids 2 adults. Very amazing right these Thais!

We went to MBK next, and I am really disappointed... I remember years before there were SO MANY things to buy there! Now, the stuff there are seriously quite ex, and the quality is not that good either.

I blame the farangs, or what we call Angmohs. Thailand is INFESTED with dumbass farangs. They really spoil market for everyone else lor! They pay an exorbitant fee for everything, and the Thais jack up prices. :(

But we cannot blame the farangs, afterall the prices in their countries is so much more expensive, to them everything in Thailand must be real cheap. Why bother to bargain?

Sigh, very gross, you see the way the cab drivers flock to the farangs and how the Thai girls (bargirls I suspect) sit on the farangs' thighs and pull them to buy things in shops.

The farangs are very glad to be exploited because they do have the moolah.

Oh some of the Thai cabs have the sticker "I love Farangs - foreigners welcome, I speak English!". Blatant!

A bit racist hor, but a different kind. I suppose it is not racism, it is capitalism.

Ronald says hi to all the fellow farangs, and gives them a "wai".

AH KUA SHOW!!

Cantonese


English


Thai

And all lip-synced! They are so beautiful, my god.

The Ah kua shows cost around $20, which is rather expensive considering how many things that can buy in Thailand, but it is a must watch, because the Thais are really the best at the things they do.

Even the details of the props at the back will amaze you.

Ooooh fake boobies...

After a few songs the trannies left the stage and walked out, machiam beauty pageant.

Never seen so many in my life!

I was like, sian, over already, then I walked smack into hundreds of silicon boobs, cleverly cleaved camel toes and pitched voices... THE "GIRLS" WERE WAITING OUTSIDE!

The boys suddenly all turned shy and refused to move. I pushed them to take photos...

Kelvin and his substandard camera skills!!

Wah lau, you know I was quite filled with awe at these trannies, thinking they look very glamourous and classy (was damn ashamed of my ratty hair), when they started opening their mouths and asking for money.

"You gimme tips!"
"Must pay money, I take photo with you!"
"500 baht! You give me 500! ($20 sing)"

Extremely buay paiseh leh! I was like, huh, 500 baht I can go potong myself already lar, for what I pay to take photo with you! Ok lar maybe not enough to potong, but still, $20 sing dollars for a photo? YOU MUST BE MAD!

I don't think it takes much talent to take a damn photo, so I gave three girls only 20 baht each. LOL... Coz the boys gave 100 baht. Very giam right? But boh pian, I don't have change! It's either 20 or 100 and I can't possibly pay 300 baht for one damn blur picture!

Scary, these "girls"...



But very gorgeous...

I asked our tour guide how much it costs for rhinoplasty (nose job) in Thailand, and she said it costs....

YOU GUESS?!

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FREAKING $300!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I CANNOT TAKE IT!!!! *HYPERVENTILATES* It is so CHEAP! I want I want!

Don't stop me, I'm going. Stop pulling my sleeve! Hey let me go!

As I needed more evidence the Thai doctors are good, she appears, basking in her own special corner, when the rest of the trannies were just standing in line...

Clearly the best looker of the trannies, she stands, smiling, in front of her own printed poster...

In the smallest and most dejected of voice I concede that I lose. I lose big time. She is prettier, taller, more elegant, and even her damn hips are rounder than mine.

As a real woman I have no guts to face this cruel world anymore. I shall thus kill myself. After I finish this entry.

We then proceeded to Bed Supper Club, which is damn nice! Everything there is white and minimalistic.

But expensive! Someone told me that the clubs in Thailand don't usually pander to the locals, so it will mostly be bargirls and farangs you see inside... Before 12 is costs $24 to enter, with 2 drinks free.

Tim and I

Wah lau I put my make up in the dark hotel room and it looks damn patchy, without me realising.

There are two levels and you can climb a ladder up! :)

I told Russell to act like a drunkard lol...

Farangs...


The beds are so comfy!

Ok! End of today's entry!

It is rather boring isn't it? Coz all the interesting stuff are later! The Chatuchak animals (hedgehogs, slow lorises, endless super cute pups, all secretly taken photos, sheesh!), the sex shows, and the boys all getting a makeover! :D

I love Thailand!! *hugs Thailand* (I know you cannot hug a country but shut up)

The trick to winning the game is to find the dots with only 3 lines sticking to it, and PULL THEM TO THE 4 CORNERS. I know! I so clever right? :D

As for Kelvin's car's button, as a blog reader said, it is for the wind deflector. NOT a window defroster, duh.

What the fuck is wrong with you people?!

Why are there so MANY stupid people around? My last article was clearly in praise of Dawn, so why are there still so many people saying STUPID THINGS LIKE I AM JEALOUS?

Why should I be jealous? I know her, and as a person I do like her. Stop using that word, it is ridiculously overused by IDIOTS. Everytime someone says something not favourable, it must be jealousy? It can't be... wait... SENSE?

And what is with this bullshit about "she has a blog and thus she is a blogger"?

ARE YOU STUPID OR WHAT?

YOU THINK I DON'T KNOW PEOPLE WHO HAVE BLOGS ARE BLOGGERS? Stop quoting my panasonic entry about me saying she is a blogger, asswipe, like you are so clever. Are you ugly? You must be. Now my blog entries feel disgustingly raped by your rampant perusal.

Everyone who blogs is a blogger? If you are so clever, then answer me... But first tell me your name. Is it Lumpy? So Lumpy, if you can manage to swim half a lap without dying, is it right for me to call you "Lumpy the swimmer"?

No, because calling you Lumpy the Guy-Who-Fucked-His-Cabbage-Patch-Kid-Doll would be a little more appropriate as a the defining title for you.

The other only great thing you did that people can remember was of course growing the biggest facial wart in Toa Payoh by the age of 7(or so your mommy says proudly, fondling it, my clever little lumplump baby boy...), but you didn't like the fact that the soccer boys kept trying prick it to see if it will implode and thus kill you, so you try to keep the warts thing to yourself.

Lumpy, of course, since you are so mediocre (by mediocre I mean scum of society), if you blog, I suppose we can also call you a "Blogger". But of course, your turd of a blog has a grand readership of half a person a day, because someone once told you (the biggest of the soccer kids) that how much of a person you are is measured by your penis size. (By virtue of the wise soccer kid, girls are measured by boobies)

Yours is 2.5 inches at max when you see that one particular soccer kid (my, those socks, those tight stripey socks!), and even the Japanese statistics cannot tell you that the national average is anything less than 5 inches.

So you suppose you are counted as half a person...

But Lumpy, despite your name, can you not lump a mediocre person like yourself (how dare you Lumpy!) with Dawn. You can be called a "Lumpy the blogger" only because you are so non-descript, otherwise.

I stick by my view, which is that Dawn is famous mostly coz she is hot, so she is a hot person who blogs. Understand? Avril Lavgine also blogs, but she is a Singer who blogs, not a Blogger who sings and sells platinum albums for fun.

But of course, you can still continue calling Dawn a blogger if you want to, WHO GIVES A SHIT ABOUT YOUR FUCKING OPINIONS? Nobody is asking you to agree with me; I can't be right all the time, though I do pretty good, so agreeing with me should be a clever thing to do.

Please: If you have an IQ of 90 and below (Lumpy's 86), do not read my blog. Hell, make that 120. (Yes, mine is above 148, in case idiots say stupid things like "Yours might not even be above 90." Great news twerp, it is way above yours, so you are not fit to comment on my intellect, unless you have proven your IQ, via a qualified test, that it is higher than mine.)

- I'm drowning in a pool of stupids -

p/s: Edwin only said "Don't be scared of offending people, and just write your honest opinions", and obviously not the other sentences after that. He also added that "so long as we are fair in our commentaries and opinions, and we have given the people involved the right to reply, then we shouldn't shy away from writing negative opinion pieces."

Bangkok pretty much sucked

JUST KIDDING! Bangkok rules BIG TIME!!! Almost everything is fabulous here *cough compared to previous holiday cough*!

The people are very friendly and nice (I credit that to almost everyone being a devoted buddhist), the guys not lecherous (only the farangs are, but they are only lecherous for the Thai girls) and even the weather is cool (light rain occasionally)!

ME LOVE BANGKOK A LOT!!

The only thing which sucks is the internet - which obviously we can't complain about because computer language is primarily English, and the Thais can't converse well in it. :)

I'm blogging this in the hotel computer - which claims to be broadband but is slower than a chang (Thai for elephant! :D).

As I am blogging, there is a nice computer in-charge behind me, and he is using an electronic thingy to kill mosquitoes! Perfecto! It is so cute; shaped like a badminton racquet, and you sweep it around...

The first time the guy used it, he managed to lightly glaze one mossie and the mosquito fainted on the floor, spasming and twitching. Damn funny. I took out one fake-birkies-clad foot to prepare to vindictively step on it, when the guy stopped me and used his forefinger and thumb to pick it up.

I was feeling a little puzzled as to why he is not killing the disgusting mosquito, when he put his kill into the racquet thingy.

The mosquito went POP POP POP POP POP and emitted bright blue electronic sparks!!!

VERY COOL VERY COOL!

When it finished popping, I tried to look for the mosquito, and it is gone!

"Where is the mosquito?" I asked, amused.

"Oh" he laughes, "Mosquito burn!"

WAHAHAHA

Okok... I only have 2 minutes left to use the computer. To sum things up, it as been real fun here! I've seen the Thai girls show (took one secret picture and almost got my cam confiscated - all for you all you know!), and even saw two elephants walking along patpong!! :D A lot more, but I'll tell my stories when I come back.

More blogging later! I miss the blogging world already...

Right now, I am going back to the room to play bridge with the guys.

TA! :D

I'm off to Bangkok from 4th (which is today!) till 9th!

Very excited about all the shopping!!

Last time I went to Bangkok was when I was 13 or something, and obviously Momo and daddy didn't allow me to watch the Thai girls show and ah kua show... SIAN!

This time I'm gonna! I heard the girls can open beer bottles with their vaginas!!! *gasp*

And I'm going to take a zillion pictures back for you guys!

If possible, I will try to blog there too, though it might be a short entry. :)

Meanwhile, do continue to leave comments; I think Shuyin will help me moderate when she is free.

Sheesh! I gtg pack now; it's 4pm and Daddy is coming to send me off at 5pm!



Alrighty, you losers can all stay here in boring Singapore - I'm off! Meanwhile, here's a nice game for you to play while you lead a mundane life without me. I am a prodigy! I played till level 16 (in 17 minutes flat) and was too tired to continue. The trick to winning, I will tell you all when I come back!


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Look what came in the mail!

Am I one lucky bitch or what?!

The guys from www.yourgifts.com.sg have approached me to ask me to try out their new website's spanking new way of sending gift vouchers. (That means I also got a nice free gift voucher!!)

You know how we often know it's a friend's birthday, but we didn't meet the friend on that day, and his birthday present gets forgotten in time, coz it was inconvenient to meet up with him, blah blah...

Months later, it is your birthday, and he actually bothered to go to your office/home to look for you and pass you your present.

KNN.

Guilt pangs and everything, but hey, you are not to blame right, coz some people are just the sort who will travel the length of Singapore to give a present, and well, you are just the lazier sort?? It doesn't mean you care for him any less or anything like that, of course not...

OR

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OR

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Of course, I've gotten MY gift voucher today, and look, you can even type a personal message in it!




So, moving on. You guys can go have a look if you want to send a gift! To me! I won't mind.... Hiyah you know lar, being blogger very tiring one you know... My email hor... xiaxue@gmail.com. :D

Zouk Halloween 2005!!

I am very upset! Blogger used to let us upload photos at the quality we save it as - but now it seems to be lowered... Now my photos are grainy and ugly! BAH! I hate it.

How? Anyone want to gimme unlimited space for uploading photos? Stupid blogger.

But nonetheless! Here are the photos from Zouk Halloween 2005!

See, you blogders are very lucky ok?! Photos are totally not allowed to be taken into Zouk itself (though I cannot understand why they will oppose to free publicity), so I got caught like what, 10 times in total? 3 times by the bouncer inside Members, and he ended up saying something like, "I AM WARNING YOU!" with a maligning glare not unmatching with his halloween uniform.

I think I'm gonna get my membership revoked soon man. :(

Speaking of membership - thank god for it!!! The queue was so freaking long, you won't even believe there are so many young people in Singapore...

But because of that green card, Huifen and I managed to potong jalan. *smirk*

Huifen is crazy lor... She actually went to No. 1 Costume Costume (yes, two costumes in the name - very cute hor?!), a costume store, to get her dress!

It is mad - like 50 bucks for 3 days? I refuse to spend any more than 10 bucks for clubbing!

SO GUESS WHAT I WENT AS?!


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A BLOGGER!!


Hahahaha... Ok lar not funny. You know what will be funny and fucking ironic? DRESS UP AS A ZOUK BOUNCER! That will be super funny can!? Coz all the Zouk bouncers have to dress up as ... I think it's devils that night. So you can be the only Zouk bouncer around! All you need is a cream-coloured suit (and matching pants) with some earphone shit around your ears! :D For fun maybe hold a UV stamp chop too! :)


Huifen came to my place to dress up.

So that I help her put on make up! Chao cheapo!


Her dress is supposed to be a corpse bride.

Pity she didn't have a fake broken arm to wave around!


Me, I went in the only costume I have. :)

A CHIEF STEWARDESS!

Cmon, don't like that lar... It's halloween, so let me feel tall for once, ok?



Huifen traumatized Cloudy! Poor thing, must have got scared out of his wits.

He didn't know if he should wag his tail...

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He finally decided to run away from the ugliness.


WE REACH ZOUK!!!



The crowd outside Copthorne, or however you spell that hotel.


Pillow people outside the newly revamped Zouk.


I tell you, the whole day I was pissed off by people NOT in costumes!

Yes ok you want to be selfish and just be the seer and not the see-ee, FINE. PLEASE DO NOT FUCKING STAND IN THE WAY OF PEOPLE WHO ARE TAKING PHOTOS OF OTHERS WHO DID DRESS UP!

It really makes me boil can?! I took at least 5 photos in which, when I am taking the photo of a witch or something, some bugger who came in jeans walks into the picture. Thanks but no thanks - I don't want a photo of you! NOW FUCK OFF AND START PRETENDING TO BE A WALLFLOWER.



Now one more thing, since we are at the pissing-me-off topic, that pisses me off, is that people keep repeating that Mean Girls wise crack:

"Halloween is the only time you can dress like a slut and nobody can say anything about it."

Not only is that sentence super fucking over-used (heard it like 3 gazillion times), I also hate it when people say it like they invented that proverb themselves.

Shut up, we already know you are a plagiariser, ass wipe.

And yes, obviously this guy did dress like a slut, but *grudgingly* we cannot say anything about it. Because it IS halloween.


Surgeon is a difficult-to-spell word.


Zouk personnel as devils? Lucifer? :)


Inside Zouk.


I saw Russell! Who is a Jedi Knight! Swish!



Scary shit.


Tyron! I used to have a crush on him when I was in SP, haha...


The girl looks very pretty... ;)


YOUR HAND! WHY IS IT CHOPPED OFF?!

Kelvin and Shuyin both wanted to go but didn't (Tim, Vyasa and the rest of the boys went though)... TOO BAD FOR THEM! Not only did a multitude of people dress up, we saw like super a lot of celebrities!

Like Patricia Mok, David Gan, Terence Cao, Zhang Yao dong, etc etc a lot lar...

So guess who this is?


I leave it up to your imagination. :)


Fat smurf ha ha ha ha.


Huifen was hungry but I told her dead people do not eat... -_-


The knife looks very convincing!


Haha, old-school...


We found Eileen and Ginny!!! :D Pretty...


MY BITCHES!!


Huifen with them...


The dancefloor... Funnily enough, one of the most common outfits that day was the CHIJ uniform.

(I also got scolded after taking this photo.)


Nothing, just some feathers I thought you might like to see.




There were some hot girls on the podium, and I was like, Hmmm, hot catwoman.

THEN I DID A DOUBLE TAKE.

No wonder it is hot; it is REBECCA TAN! WAH SIAO!!





(Back: In white, Evelyn Ng)

And she started gyrating lucky Oli like nobody's business. This is like the 3rd time or so I saw Rebecca Tan dirty dancing with girls, and frankly, if I were male I would have just wanked on the spot, regardless of watching crowd, bouncers, etc.

I was telling Shuyin I cannot understand why her body can be so perfect to the extent that her belly button is really right smack in the hole of that X strap lor!!!! That girl makes me wanna turn lesbian!!!!!!!!!!!! *drools*

Of course, while I was happily snapping away (as were a lot of other people) a bouncer came up and started threatening to hoist me away, so I moved on back to members...


I can understand if patients are bloody, but I thought doctors are usually clean? :)



HF with Dawn, Janice and Rachel...

We were taking photos near members' toilet (trying to avoid a particularly agitated bouncer) when we saw...


The Incredibles!!

Rachel say they lousy coz they don't have the big "i" on their costumes! Haha! Very observant!

I should have asked them to pose like this:


Heehee...


We went to sit down at Daniel's table.


LOL... The Zebra also wants to be in the photo.


Elsie and her friend (I am so bad with names!)


Huifen and I


Daniel has a crazy amount of drinks and he kept asking me to drink!

I keep saying I cannot drink, but he refused to accept that so in the end I told him that everytime he ask me to drink I will take his photo.


Which resulted in many of such photos. =D


Is face-spray itchy?

And look, it's a funnel on his head! :D


Janice and Tyron caught in mid-dance...


Loon Yang's outfit was very interesting! He was supposed to be windswept.

I was trying to blow, I mean, blow air at him. Haha...

But unfortunately, of course, the bouncer stopped us.


Make a guess what this big ass is?

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IT IS A MUTHAF*CKING DRAGON CAN?!

A DRAGON! In Zouk! DANCING! *faint* The dragon is super big: the size of 4 men maybe? I think one guy was inside operating it. We still cannot fathom how he managed to come to Zouk - imagine taking a bus from Ang Mo Kio dressed like that ha ha ha!

Needless to say, this freaking dragon (A dragon! In Zouk!) won the Best Dressed contest and is presented with a trip to NEW YORK!

Worth it, I must say.


This beast with the dragon also quite scary.


Huggie Bear! NO ONE TOUCHES THE BEAR.



Star Wars!



This Chinese ghost is so funny! I walked pass him, and he was just serenely perched on some high place, sitting ever so calmly and holding his umbrella like he is in Xiao Guilin instead of Zouk. Wahahhaha

So I approached him and said, "Can I take a picture?"

He slowly turned his head towards me and nodded. ever. so. slightly.

Damn funny. And quite scary also!


Show off.


Just when I was about to leave ...



I see my colleagues!!!

They rushed to me and exclaimed that they finally found me, haha...

I was like, "But why are you all so ugly?"

and they replied chirpily, "Oh, we died in a plane crash ahahaha!"

-_-

Die in a plane crash also can be so happy! The scab looks very real doesn't it?


So funny to come as terrorists. :) I wonder if they were allowed up the MRT.

It was 4am! We decided to go to River Valley to eat...

Huifen, Rach and I shared a cab, and we got super angry! The cab driver delibrately went the wrong direction and said he didn't know how to get to River Valley!

I mean seriously, who the FUCK will believe such a blatant lie?!!? HOW CAN A CAB DRIVER NOT KNOW WHERE RIVER VALLEY IS?! He asked us which part of River Valley and we said it was at those food stores, where Boon tong kee chicken rice is. NOT CLEAR ENOUGH MEH?

Screw his fucking backside ok! I was so angry lor, do you know where he took us to? Fucking MOHD SULTAN! Excuse me if I wanted a night tour of Singapore I will tell you ok, stupid uncle?

(On a side note DBL O goers were losers - the bunch of them didn't even bother to put on any form of costumes. Zouk rules!)

So anyway, by the time he brought us back to River Valley the cab fare was $7.90. I should have spat in his face but we demurely paid him the full fare. I CANNOT BELIEVE I TOOK IN ALL THAT SHITTTTTTTT!!! I swear never to let cheating cab drivers get away with it, ever again. KNNNNN!

Later on we told another nice cab driver this story and he explained that the former cab driver cheated because he waited outside Zouk in the queue for a very long time and he is angry that he can only earn so little. BUT STILL? MY BUSINESS MEH? DON'T DRIVE US LAR!



The food was good though. :)